Despite my best efforts, I am back on this hell site.
she said she wanna fuck i said perchance
I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.
more of this digusting horror
He is a friend
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
Bro why the fuck am I back here?
aflo:
was watching chowder on youtube and i almost shit myself at this
coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
what’s graped soda
it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elon musk is going to manage to make the worst episode of SNL in history
“Tortilla” would match to “torta”, which….is a real Spanish word that just means cake, y’all.
Tortillas are little flat cakes.
quadrifecta
trifecta
Same energy
in addition, mosca means fly
mosquito does mean little fly
lmfao
‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”
Yes but that’s not funny.
Doro still at large
randomgirlusername-deactivated2:
The best headline I have ever read
Tips for choosing knitting patterns for a beginner.
US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes:
- girl scouts selling cookies
- garbage disposals
- regular school assemblies
- PSAs
- coupons
can’t believe i forgot
- cheerleaders
- serious school sports teams
- spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)
I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists
bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see